5/27/2023 0 Comments September fair by jess loureyIn between sampling fried nut-goodies-on-a-stick, swooning over Neil Diamond in the fair amphitheater and e-mailing her latest fella, Johnny Leeson, Mira cultivates several suspects: the president of the State Fair Association, the official Milkfed Mary chaperone, the marketing director of Bovine Productivity Management and a vegan protester of animal cruelty. Berns and Battle Lake mayor Kennie Rogers. Her busybody antics are both abetted and thwarted by rambunctious 84-year-old Mrs. Already on hand to cover the fair for the Battle Lake Weekly, Mira James ( August Moon, 2008, etc.) snoops around the fairgrounds to find out who wanted the teen dead. She’s been fatally poisoned with cyanide. Two minutes later, the lights come back on, but Milkfed Mary doesn’t. The 54th Milkfed Mary, Queen of the Dairy, is having her likeness sculpted in butter when the lights go out and the tourists panic. Dairy cows and a dead beauty queen on exhibit at the Minnesota State Fair.
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